It's not often that I write about something, and since this is my first writing, I would like to introduce myself, but, not as a person, think of me as a...let me see....uhm.....call me....Richard Parker. Yes, like the tiger from that movie. So, I am Richard Parker, a 19 year old, who has too much times in his hands to write blogs about things happening in his life, well that's pretty much it, not that I am too lazy to write more about me, it's just that I don't have anything else to talk about.Like really, I have zero talents except being a complete black sheep to society, which should be the first trait to be not to be found inside a journalism student. At this point in time, that is 8:32 PM on a Monday Indian Standard Time, I am lodged in front of my computer screen, tapping on letters on the keyboard so loud that I think my keyboard which is celebrating it's 5th birthday this year is screaming to me to take it slow on her. Poor Julia (Julia's my keyboard) had been taking too much of my torture for the past 5 years. 5 years, the strongest relationship that I had was with an inanimate object, yes I did have a relationship which lasted successfully for 1 year and 6 months, after which I realised my ex girlfriend was, forgive me here, a complete lunatic and a bitch, had to leave me for her family, the bible (What?) and a guy which I found during the 6 month depression era which I well, handled the situation with such grace that I failed in 6 exams, got slapped in the face by 3 girls and got nailed by an another girl (Hell yes!) and then got nailed by the same girl by pouring oil into the rumor mill and churning it like the forgive me here too, the bitch she was and until 2 of my best friends gathered their strengths to finally get my twisted, dark, rage infested mind into serenity and peace.
If that is too much stuff for you, you can close,press the home button or swipe up from the bottom and close this blog right now. Because, I can be a boring bitch sometimes. Forgive me there too.
So, the reason I am writing a blog is because, I don't know, someone asked me to. Well, she said "You know, you should put your wackiness in a blog", I honestly don't know how to "Put my wackiness" inside a blog, but it's nice, to write something and let other people read it. It's like, it's satisfying. Did that came out wrong? I don't care even if it did....Ha ha...! Sorry, I do care if it did. So, since I am 19, you might have figured out that I just got into college. "College is a wonderful place!" Well, screw you, whoever said that. College is an evil succubus, waiting for it's prey so it could pull out it's slimy tentacles grab them by their legs and feed it to a titan who hasn't had anything to eat for a week. I should stop watching animes.
So, like I said, college is a wonderful time, everyone says that. I haven't reached the wonderful part yet. I haven't reached anywhere yet.
However though, I handled it with ease....by not going to the fucking place. It's been a month, and people have already started to part ways, pick fights, stop talking. College is a place, a place where you meet different people, from different places, with different characters and attitude. Some people are lovely, some are just their to get a salutation with a middle finger. Though people say "You've to adjust" but the truth is though, you cannot. You cannot adjust, you can only act. Once we get into college, we put on this act to impress people we don't know, show stuff to strangers we have never knew or cared about. You stay inside a room with a bunch of strangers around, for some awkward reason you feel as if everyone's looking at you, everyone's paying attention to you, laughing at the stuff you do and suddenly this person next to you asks for your name and where you come from. And you have to tell them all that because you will be spending 3 years with them in a room, along with 32 other strangers, which you have never seen or heard off. 2 weeks in you start talking to people, tell them things you would tell your friends about, and the person you've been 2 weeks before, was just your mind playing things on you or you are just a lunatic. Then you become friends, not close friends, just friends, people are not strangers to you anymore. You talk and you mingle, and out of that, you become so close with someone, you like the same things, you share the same mojo or maybe not, maybe you fight all the time, 4 weeks in, you are best friends, inseparable, 5 weeks in, you two are the only people who share stories about, who listen to the same music, and then once for a second, you will think that a month before, you were nothing. No spark, no light, no mojo. Then you realize, college isn't so bad anymore.
And when everything goes so smooth, some idiot falls in love.
Thank you for reading my blog, I am thinking of writing more. I am dividing it into 2 parts, this is part 1 right here. I cannot write the whole thing and bore you of your asses. So, I am going to continue writing this. If you like what I write you could always follow this blog or add it to your bookmark.
Cheerio!
-RP
If that is too much stuff for you, you can close,press the home button or swipe up from the bottom and close this blog right now. Because, I can be a boring bitch sometimes. Forgive me there too.
So, the reason I am writing a blog is because, I don't know, someone asked me to. Well, she said "You know, you should put your wackiness in a blog", I honestly don't know how to "Put my wackiness" inside a blog, but it's nice, to write something and let other people read it. It's like, it's satisfying. Did that came out wrong? I don't care even if it did....Ha ha...! Sorry, I do care if it did. So, since I am 19, you might have figured out that I just got into college. "College is a wonderful place!" Well, screw you, whoever said that. College is an evil succubus, waiting for it's prey so it could pull out it's slimy tentacles grab them by their legs and feed it to a titan who hasn't had anything to eat for a week. I should stop watching animes.
So, like I said, college is a wonderful time, everyone says that. I haven't reached the wonderful part yet. I haven't reached anywhere yet.
However though, I handled it with ease....by not going to the fucking place. It's been a month, and people have already started to part ways, pick fights, stop talking. College is a place, a place where you meet different people, from different places, with different characters and attitude. Some people are lovely, some are just their to get a salutation with a middle finger. Though people say "You've to adjust" but the truth is though, you cannot. You cannot adjust, you can only act. Once we get into college, we put on this act to impress people we don't know, show stuff to strangers we have never knew or cared about. You stay inside a room with a bunch of strangers around, for some awkward reason you feel as if everyone's looking at you, everyone's paying attention to you, laughing at the stuff you do and suddenly this person next to you asks for your name and where you come from. And you have to tell them all that because you will be spending 3 years with them in a room, along with 32 other strangers, which you have never seen or heard off. 2 weeks in you start talking to people, tell them things you would tell your friends about, and the person you've been 2 weeks before, was just your mind playing things on you or you are just a lunatic. Then you become friends, not close friends, just friends, people are not strangers to you anymore. You talk and you mingle, and out of that, you become so close with someone, you like the same things, you share the same mojo or maybe not, maybe you fight all the time, 4 weeks in, you are best friends, inseparable, 5 weeks in, you two are the only people who share stories about, who listen to the same music, and then once for a second, you will think that a month before, you were nothing. No spark, no light, no mojo. Then you realize, college isn't so bad anymore.
And when everything goes so smooth, some idiot falls in love.
Thank you for reading my blog, I am thinking of writing more. I am dividing it into 2 parts, this is part 1 right here. I cannot write the whole thing and bore you of your asses. So, I am going to continue writing this. If you like what I write you could always follow this blog or add it to your bookmark.
Cheerio!
-RP
Haha looking forward for more
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